WolvenF0X

IF YOU'RE READING THIS, IT MEANS YOU'VE TAKEN SOME TIME OUT OF YOUR LIFE TO READ SOMETHING ENTIRELY POINTLESS. DO YOU REALIZE THIS? I DON'T THINK YOU DO, YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT. NO, SERIOUSLY, THIS WHOLE THING IS POINTLESS TEXT. WHY DID I TYPE IT? SO PEOPLE WOULD READ IT AND WASTE THEIR TIME. I HOPE YOU MADE BREAKFAST BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO GET STUPID. I RECOMMEND PANCAKES. OR MAYBE JUST NORMAL CAKES. LOTS OF CAKES. MMM CAKE. OH I'M SORRY, YOU DON'T LIKE CAKE DO YOU? I SHOULD'VE REALIZED THAT YOU'RE CAKE-INTOLERANT. NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS. HERE HAVE A MUFFIN. BE GRATEFUL IT'S NOT A CUPCAKE, YOU ASS. NO YOU CAN'T HAVE A GLASS OF MILK, GET OUT OF MY FRIDGE. FUCKING HELL, YOU SPILLED IT EVERYWHERE. FUCKING CLEAN IT, ASSHAT. NO, WRONG SIDE OF THE MOP, DUMBSHIT. I FUCKING GOTTA DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE, DON'T I. GOD FORBID YOU KNOW HOW TO MOP. WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MOP EITHER. FUCK. WHO MOPS ANYWAY, JUST USE FUCKING PAPER TOWELS. NO, FUCK NO, BAD, DON'T USE THE DOG, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I CLEARLY SAID YOU SHOULD USE PAPER TOWELS, WHY AREN'T YOU USING THEM? WE'RE OUT? THAT JUST GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO BUY MORE THEN, DOESN'T IT? TAKE YOUR BIKE AND GO TO THE NEAREST K-MART. NO, GIVE ME BACK MY CAR KEYS. FUCKING HELL, AT LEAST DRIVE THE THING PROPERLY, IT'S A STICK YOU ASSHOLE. YOU BETTER ACTUALLY COME BACK HERE WITH THOSE PAPER TOWELS. AND A CANDY BAR OR SOMETHING, CUZ I'M HUNGRY.